There are exactly five, and only five, ways to contact me. If you find another way besides the ones listed, I will be genuinely creeped out. And honestly a little impressed. Maybe even flattered.
1) If you are telepathic, I operate on wavelength 4589G4QRS9. Get in my head and send me a message!
2) If you use e-mail, you can send some cyber mail my way at woodworth.carly@gmail.com
3) If you are cool enough to use snail mail, I applaud you. But no, I’m not giving out my address.
4) Leave a comment! I love comments. TO DEATH.
5) If you’re interested in stalking me, shoot me a message and I’ll see what we can work out!
spunkychunk 
You are BRILLIANT. I only wish I had discovered your post while working at my soon to be “old” job so I would have had something productive to do for eight hours.
You really are a gifted writer Carly.
Carly, it’s Jamie 🙂