There are exactly five, and only five, ways to contact me. If you find another way besides the ones listed, I will be genuinely creeped out. And honestly a little impressed. Maybe even flattered.
1) If you are telepathic, I operate on wavelength 4589G4QRS9. Get in my head and send me a message!
2) If you use e-mail, you can send some cyber mail my way at firstname.lastname@example.org
3) If you are cool enough to use snail mail, I applaud you. But no, I’m not giving out my address.
4) Leave a comment! I love comments. TO DEATH.
5) If you’re interested in stalking me, shoot me a message and I’ll see what we can work out!